No, not that wedge! I mean the Dorothy Hammill wedge haircut.
Yes, I know this dates me. I know this screams of the 70's. But really, is this not a cute haircut?
No, really. Don't look at the blue ruffely, polka-dotted dress, and yeah, she's young, but is the style not cute? Because really, I think it totally is! (Elisabeth and Kat, I can sense it now... I can feel you rolling your eyes and shaking your heads...)
I mean, look at this movement:
Total rockin' SYLE!
I had a wedge cut for years in my early 20's. It was a bit longer than Dorothy's...
It even flowed when I moved my head, just like Dorothy's!
Well, maybe not just like Dorothy's...
But the minute I can get a Dorothy Hammill wedge cut again without being laughed out of the salon, you better believe I'll do it!
This, my latest style, is as close as I can come now...
...but it doesn't even come close to the rockin' and awesome (er, I mean bitchin' and rad) wedge style of the 70's!
Anyone else with me on this? Anyone? Anyone at all?
(Helllllooooo? Is this thing on?)